LOOK AT HIS LITTLE WORRIED FLIPPERS!!! He’s so scared some foreign whale is going to come and upend his undeserved, inherited dominance over the ocean. With his guns and his moneypile and everything. Guh. He’s just so cute, I want to die.
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Thanks to Chris Fernandez for the illustration. Ladies and gentlemen, if this guy were any more talented, we’d drive him toward self-destruction. Because he’s great and we’re awful and can’t have anything nice.
Thank you Chris Fernandez for yet another fantastic illustration.
Ladies and gentlemen, it is with absolute glee that I share an illustration by Justin Spinozzi… one of the most effortlessly fascinating people I’ve ever met.
Thank you to Libby Reindl for the illustration (of Kyle Ferino)!
Thank you, again, to Chris Fernandez for another great illustration.
A ghastly behavior illustrated by a glorious woman – Kaitlyn Angstadt
“In the beginning, the meal was without form and void.
And God, who was a bit peckish, looked into His menu and said, I think I’ll have the chicken: and then He paused a moment and said, No… you better make that fish.
And there was Doubt.
And God saw that He would be there a while. And it wasn’t exactly good, but it was alright because He saw the fella with the wine heading His way.”
– Gastronomy 1:1
Thanks to Chris Fernandez for daring to illustrate the swallowing void that is “Schrödinger’s Carte”.
Everyone go look at his website, and then hire him for all the jobs. Because he’s glorious.
“Schlubterfuge” interpreted by illustrator and designer, James Olstein and his beard.