LOOK AT HIS LITTLE WORRIED FLIPPERS!!! He’s so scared some foreign whale is going to come and upend his undeserved, inherited dominance over the ocean. With his guns and his moneypile and everything. Guh. He’s just so cute, I want to die.
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Thanks to Chris Fernandez for the illustration. Ladies and gentlemen, if this guy were any more talented, we’d drive him toward self-destruction. Because he’s great and we’re awful and can’t have anything nice.
Thank you Chris Fernandez for yet another fantastic illustration.
Ladies and gentlemen, it is with absolute glee that I share an illustration by Justin Spinozzi… one of the most effortlessly fascinating people I’ve ever met.
Thank you to Libby Reindl for the illustration (of Kyle Ferino)!
Thank you, again, to Chris Fernandez for another great illustration.