A person who looks, dresses, or behaves like a grandpa decades before their time.
Some time in my mid-20s, I began a glorious metamorphosis.
My wardrobe began to bloom with cardigans.
My saturdays filled up with Scrabble marathons.
The soundtrack of my day-to-day existence was scored by NPR, and somehow I became a recurring contributor to PBS.
At 32, I have been reborn in a glorious emergence.
I have stared long and hard into my own soul. And I see that it is my grandfather.
A skinny-armed old man in a blousing tanktop, dozing quietly in a lawn chair with a visor on his head and a half-peeled orange in his hand.
Turn your music down.