Noun

Esscentials: (n.)

The parts of your body you absolutely must wash before leaving the house.

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I could go on at length about bathing rituals… but I’ll save us all the time and leave it to the professional.

“Armpits, asshole, crotch, and teeth.”

It’s like a line from a poem…

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