Carkeyology: (n.)


The excavation of your living space, and slow, painstaking recreation of where the hell you put your friggin keys.


A recent dig spanning from under the couch cushions, to your bathroom, back to the couch cushions again shows they were in your pocket the whole goddamn time.

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